Yahoo! Answers – Paranormal Edition – @midnight w/ Chris Hardwick

Yahoo! Answers – Paranormal Edition – @midnight w/ Chris Hardwick


>>IT’S TIME TO PLAY YAHOO ANSWERS, PARANORMAL EDITION. YAHOO ANSWERS IS A GREAT WAY TO GET COMPLETELY INCORRECT INFORMATION FROM ALL KINDS OF RANDOM PEOPLE. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY DO ON YAHOO. I’M GOING TO READ A REAL QUESTION ABOUT THE PARANORMAL, AND IF YOUR ANSWER IS BETTER THAN OUR FAVORITE YAHOO ANSWER YOU GET 250 POINTS. HERE’S THE FIRST ONE. I CAN GET A GHOST PREGNANT? MOSHE?>>YES, BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO GET THE FETUS GHOST BUSTED. ( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )>>LET’S SEE WHAT THE ACTUAL ANSWER WAS. THIS IS ACTUALLY MORE COMMON THAN YOU THINK. THEY’RE JUST RARELY SEEN AS THEY ARE INVISIBLE. THIS GUY KNOWS A LOT ABOUT SEX FOR A VIRGIN.>>ALL RIGHT, GOOD COMEBACK. I’LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT MOSHE KASHER. HERE’S THE NEXT ONE– A REAL HAUPTED FLASH POSSESSED DOLL ON E-BAY. DO YOU THINK BUYING THIS ONE A GOOD IDEA?>>IT DEPENDS. ARE YOU BUYING IT FOR DECORATION OR SEX? ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ).>>I LIKE YOUR ODDS SO FAR. LET’S SEE WHAT THE REAL ANSWER IS. THE REAL ANSWER IS, “IF YOU WANT IT, BUY IT.” A TERRIBLE ANSWER. POINTS TO STEVE AGEE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NEXT ONE– HOW DO I TELL MY MOM SHE’S POSSESSED WITHOUT HURTING HER FEELINGS? MOSHE.>>YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO USE “EYE” STATEMENTS INSTEAD OF “YOU” STATEMENTS. FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN YOU PROJECTILE VOMIT AND ( BLEEP ) YOURSELF WITH A CRUCIFIX, I FEEL I’M LOVED. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>LET’S SEE. LET’S SEE WHAT THE ACTUAL ANSWER WAS. HIRE A PRIEST TO COME IN AND PERFORM AN EXORICISM. HOWEVER, DO NOT LET HER KNOW BEFOREHAND BECAUSE THER POSSESSED SPIRIT MAY RUN WITH THE BOBODIY. MOSHE KASHER, I DO BELIEVE YOU GOT POINTS FOR THAT. LAST ONE, CAN A GHOST PET A CAT? ( LAUGHTER ) YES, STEVE AGEE?>>GO ( BLEEP ) YOURSELF, LOSER. ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )>>I DON’T CARE WHAT THE REAL ANSWER IS.

33 comments

  1. Comedy Central is sometimes funny, but not always… this video was boring, but you may look for others videos on the channel… And remember, people in the audience they have to LAUGH even when it's not funny…. ;0)

  2. I know. Fluffy is one of my favorites. It's just that this is so bad compared to others that I just had leave that comment. The host was obviously forcing himself too.

    By the way, thanks for giving a decent reply even though my comment passed-off as rude to others.

  3. I try to be always decent in my comment. To be a critic is easy, to make ART is by far more difficutl. And it's a hard work to be funny and enternain people…. ;0)

  4. haha! people ask funny questions on yahoo 😛 this is super epic! Anyway have you tried aNSWERED mobile app? It's an anonymous, community-based Q&A app and is better than Yahoo Answers.

  5. haha! it's absolutely weird what questions they ask, paranormal, perverted, weird funny,.. Seems like Yahoo has too many trolls!

    aNSWERED is a much better choice for a Q&A mobile app!

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