Now this is how I began to see, all kinds of Paranormal Activity. Now This is how I began to see all kinds of paranormal activity. I moved into a house. It was a wreck.
I thought to myself. What the heck? Ill fix it up. I’ll make it nice. But I didn’t even think of paying the price. I disturbed a spirit in doing so. So I be friended him and started a show. His name was frank. And I insist.
And this is me, a paranormal witness. Phone – hello! And welcome to Stupid Phone. If you have a stupid question you’d like to ask, Press 1. If you have 2 stupide dogs, Press 2. If you’re a stoner whose lost his car, Press 3. If you’re a girl who loves to have fun, Press 4. If you’re a pretty teenaged blonde, and you’re in a horror movie making stupide decisions because that’s what you do, Press 5. Guy – Hello? MR. Creepy – Hello Guy. Guy – Who’s this? MR. Creepy – NO NO NO! I ask the question here. NOT YOU! Guy – This Leatherhead? MR Creepy – NO! IT’S… Guy – This Hock guy? Mr. Creepy – NO! It’s… Guy – This MR. Sleepy? MR. Creepy – SHUT UP AND ILL TELL YOU!!!! But before I do, let’s play a game, Guy – OK. Checkers? MR. Creepy – NO. Guy – Clue? MR. Creepy – How about I give you a clue? and your first clue is, who is in the closet? Guy – Mom? MR. Creepy – No. Guy – Gramps? MR. Creepy – No. Guy – My cousin who never answer my calls? MR. Creepy – NO! ME! I AM!!! IM THE ONE IN THE CLOSET!!!! Guy – Greeaaat! Have a seat! We can watch Halloween together. MR. CREEPY – But, I’ve been, you, (GEEERRRR!!!!) (Sigh) Why not? (Closed Captioning by YouTube
And Basil Ali.)