Based on the terrible books from one of the
sh*ttiest authors of all time, comes a movie adaptation for teenage girls
who aren’t smart enough for The Hunger Games. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as voice-over
describes everything. “I would miss my harebrained mother.” “I used to spend two weeks there almost every
summer.” “My first day at a new school.” Kind of like a book, actually. “My dad’s Charlie.” This catatonic teenager will fall for the
world’s gayest vampire. A film that teaches young girls that the only
thing that matters is finding a man… a 100 year old man. “So, how long have you been like this?” “Since 1918.” But don’t worry, it’s not pedophilia because
he looks 17. Together, they will have the romance of a
lifetime expressed entirely in stares. [dramatic music] And even more stares. [dramatic music] A love challenged by the fact that he might
accidentally f*ck her to death, this special effect, and her inability to pour ketchup. A film that conditioned a generation of girls
to think that love is keeping tabs on each other every waking moment. “Did you follow me?” “I feel protective of you.” And even non-waking moments. “I like watching you sleep.” “Do you do that a lot?” “Just the past couple of months.” I know this looks creepy, but it’s really
romantic in the movie. I promise. Starring… Vanilla Shovel Face and Troy Polamalu. Twilight: it’s just a metaphor for abstinence. Seriously, look it up. Get ready for an hour and a half of people
standing in semi-circles, council meetings, different council meetings, and sitting just to get to 5 minutes of cool stuff.
I thought it was strange when I found out that they had at least 100 year age difference……they made twilight seem so normal when in reality Edward was an abusive controlling pedophile
Well I kinda enjoy this sarcasm but really dude twilight is a good one 😊
Forgot how colorless and pale the film was
This movie is like Justin Bieber
"for teenage girls not smart enough to read the Hunger games". Um excuse me, I love both
😂 I love these dude!
1:18 dude looks constipated af, I’m disgusted at my 13 year old self for crushing on him
Why do people refer Twilight with Hunger games xD
"Based on the terrible books, from one of the shittiest authors of all time…" 😂
From the studio that got banned from Patreon, for making a werewolf…. eat out a girl's butthole.
I haven't seen twilight but apparently everyone has and hates it.
F…. Her to death
sooo….. edward is a legal loli? xD
honesty its written by the worlds shittest auther😑 also game of thrones and vampier dairies i belive cant people watch this crap j k rolling is far better at writting fantasy and love story all togather😍
Even though many people think Twilight was dumb, or rubbish, or just lacking, I still enjoyed it. I do think that it is not nearly as deep or themed as Harry Potter, Narnia, the Hunger Games or Lord of the Rings, I could still enjoy some parts of it. And I am a guy.
P.S. I live in Surrey, BC, Canada, not far from the spot where they filmed the Swans' house in Breaking Dawn Part 2. They only used a set house that time, not the actual house from the other movies, which is in Oregon.
Shovel Face is our new BATMAN!!
Better than the movie itself
Heard Sparkling Vampire was gonna be The Bruce Wayne. SHOVEL FACE!
“The romance of lifetime expresses entirely in state.” 😂 So accurate.
Shovel face = Batman 😐
Your new Batman DC fans! 😂
Damn🤣
He sparkles in sunlight.. need I say more?
The voice is terrible… i could do better. can't watch this..
Every now and then I return to this for the “shovelface” comment. Gets me every time.
coming back after so many years and still laughing to tears
To sum it all up. Its a competition of staring contest.
Honest Trailer voice is lot different back then…
Expressed entirely in stares and.. mouth breathing. Don't forget the mouth breathing. So annoying 😂
How dare you!
That was Brutally honest
And now shovel face will play the dark knight
World's gayest vampire
🤣🤣 I died laughing
So accurate
"it's not pedophilia cause he looks like 17" LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING CAN'T 😭😭😭😭😭😭
He left Harry Potter for this?!
He must have felt cheated.
So cedric.. u became a vampire??
Expressed entirely in stare. 😂(More like they’re gonna barf any second)
A film that teaches young girls that the only thing that matters is finding a man…
A hundred year old man ..
😂😂😂 .. 1:32 Whaaat 😂😂😂.. 2:07 Vanilla… Shovel face ..lol
Troy Polamalu LOOOOOOOL
Sad to see a gay vampire playing Batman 😥
World's gayest vampire just became Batman🤣🤣🤣
Starring:: VANILLA 😂😂
I loveeeeee this movie❤️❤️❤️
I think what you meant is delusional teen girls hungry for bizarre romance. I was smart enough but as a teen…well, I was a mess. I still like to read Twilight just because like "COME ON" it's so bad it's good. It's funny to read it now that I can understand some stuff better. At least I was capable of reading it. I stopped reading The Host because it made NO FUCKING SENSE!
i’ve watched this waaay too many times.
Vampire so gay he turned the actress playing bella who was his exctual girlfriend. Lol
Still really funny
2012 man i feel old
One of the shittiest author of all time
Hahahahahaha
The stares music made it more hilarious
These comments are allot of people losing their ass laughing and people dying.
stares
This came out back when I was in 9th grade in 2008 and there was this girl in my class who was dating an 8th grader. She would call herself "Bella" and the dude "Eddie" because she was a year older than him. They were so cringey. She always carried the Twilight book around school and wasn't able to finish reading it for like a whole month😂 Then they broke up & this girl became pathetic, literally like Bella. So yeah, this twilight saga is amazing and I am a huge fan as well with all the hardcover books at home and even 2 movie companion books, but damn it! It's so true that there was a time when teens, including me, were going crazy for this. It really is great, but still, don't act like Bella. Bitch you ain't Bella.
Knock Knock
Who’s Here?
2019 anyone?????
That's a lot of stares
Some stares look like Edwards about to vomit all over Bella or maybe he’s just constipated, I dunno
I always come back here because this was the first honest trailer I saw and honestly the best 😅
that ketchup made my day
I only watched Twilight because of this 🙂
And even in non waking moments!!😂😂
I personally like twilight. Right now I'm reading the books. But the movies are really bad.
It's not pedophilia because she is a teenager. Ephebophilia is the term for an adult being sexually attracted to post-pubescent adolescents
Someone Please give me poison pleasee😂
anything recent ? where are all the honest trailers videos for fuck sake ?
Honest Trailers: "romance of a lifetime, expressed entirely in stares… and even more stares"
this is basically it. the summary of the entire trilogy film 🤣
I bet the cameraman thought 1:08 was clever, putting wings on Eddie.
00:05 I loved the books
I watched this video around the time it came out, and before that I literally never knew that Twilight was a bad book series. I kept seeing it on the main display in bookstores and assumed it was actually really good and complex… then I saw this and read some of the first book…boy was I wrong
Kristen Stewart just has a scowling resting face. Does she ever actually SMILE? Like, really SMILE? not just a tiny turn-up of mouth?
The twilight books are kinda good but the movies are absolutely AWFUL
Do Lion King 2019!
"I like watching you sleep."
WTF Bella? That's your cue to kick him, then run out of the room cause that's freaking creepy.
Huh….hunger games is boring.. Hvnt seen though
Thing is, this movie made a fetish out of men biting girls’ necks and sucking blood from them, and having a lust for the blood like having a list for them… which sounds romantic apart from the detail where they break into a random girl’s house and suck her blood for it…
Yeh… creepy, huh?
This movie literally combines everything that is creepy about men you shouldn’t hang around, and then fetishises it.
this is the funniest thing i have seen
When does the voice get epic
Starring staring
Also is it just me or others also think that this movie looks like a weird Instagram filter.
Omg the music for stares…
PLS DO THE SHADOWHUNTERS SERIES
"her inability to pour ketchup" – that line had me dying LMAO!
As one of maybe two straight adult men to openly claim to have read the books, I was severely disappointed with the film adaptation. Bella showed all sorts of emotions throughout the entire book series; Kristen Stewart does her best job acting like a mannequin. I just really think they got the entire cast wrong.
I adore Twilight but this video is funny.
Can't grt enough of dhovel face lol
Whenever i need a good laugh i always watch this 😂😂
and this is why I watch The Vampire Diaries.
so when a emo-vampire stalks a teenage girl its romantic but when I do it I get beat up?
Can you PLEASE honest trailer Tombstone.
I don't like twilight but
Why the hell people compare it with hobbit, Hunger Games or Harry Potter, I mean those are action and adventure genere story and twilight is a teen romance story, so there is no way those can be compare with twilight.
I nearly peed myself every time the narrator calls Edward "shovel face" in these trailers.
know the name of the background music epic voice guy uses in the stare montage?
song name CHAPPELL MUSIC – GREAT ANTHEM
I love this so much
I laughed all the way through
i wonder if the voice he's doing hurt him as much to do as it did for me to listen to. dudes gonna need a lotta throte medicine
"I like watching you sleep"
And I like calling the police
Every now and then I just have to come back and watch this one again
Yaaay…..our new batman😂
Never saw this movie