Full Speech: Jim Carrey’s Commencement Address at the 2014 MUM Graduation  (EN, FR, ES, RU, GR,…)

Full Speech: Jim Carrey’s Commencement Address at the 2014 MUM Graduation (EN, FR, ES, RU, GR,…)


*applause* Please welcome to speak to us the funniest man on Earth, a performer of legendary comic genius, a children’s book author of profound depth, an individual of enormous compassion who is doing so much to make our world a better place, the great Jim Carrey *applause* Thank you. *applause* What are you sitting down for? I was gonna milk that for a while. You guys can stretch that out in post production right? To make that longer in the edit. Thank you Bevan. Thank you all. Jai Guru Dev *applause* I brought one of my paintings to show you today. Hope you guys gonna be able to see it okay. *laughter* It’s not one of my bigger pieces so you might wanna move down front to get a good look at it. Faculty, parents, friends, dignified guests, graduating class of 2014, *applause* and all the dead baseball players coming out in the corn to be with us today. *Laugher and applause* After the harvest there’s no place for them too hide. Fields are empty. There’s no cover there. *laughter* I’m here to plant a seed today, a seed that will inspire you to move forward in life with enthusiastic hearts and a clear sense of wholeness the question is will that seed have a chance to take root or will I be sued by Monsanto *laughter* and forced to use their seed? *applause* Which may not be totally Ayurvedic. *laughter* Excuse me if I seem a little bit low energy tonight, today, whatever this is. *laughter* I slept with my head to the north last
night. *laughter* Huh huh oh man Oh man You know how that is right kids? *laughter* Yeah Woke up right in the middle of PITA. Couldn’t get back to sleep till VATA rolled around Crazy *applause* Wooo! *Jim Carrey noises* But I didn’t freak out you know. I use that time to eat a large meal, *laughter* connect with someone special on Tinder. *laughter* Because life doesn’t happen to you, it happens for you. How do I know this? I don’t but I’m making sound and that’s the important thing. That’s what I’m here to do. Sometimes I think that’s the only thing that’s important really. You know, it’s just letting each other know we’re here, reminding each other that we’re part of a larger self. I used to think Jim Carrey is all that I was. Just a flickering light. A dancing shadow. The great nothing masquerading as something you can name. *laughter* Seeking shelter in caves and fox holes. Dugout hastily. An archer searching for his
target in the mirror. Wounded only by my own arrows. Begging to be enslaved. Pleading for my chains Blinded by longing And tripping over paradise. *applause* CAN I GET AN AMEN? *amen* *applause* You didn’t think I could be serious did ya? I don’t think you understand who you’re dealing with. *laughter* I have no limits. *laughter* *applause* I cannot be contained because I’m the container. *applause* You can’t contain the container man! You can’t contain the container. I used to believe that who I was ended at the edge my skin. That I had been given this little vehicle called a body from which you experience creation. Though I couldn’t have asked for a sportier model. *laughter* It was after all a loaner and would have to be returned *laughter* then I learned that everything outside the vehicle was part of me too. And now I drive a convertible. *laughter* *applause* Yeah man! Top down, wind in my hair. *applause* Woohoo! I am elated and truly, truly, truly excited to be present and fully connected to you at this important moment in your journey I hope you are ready to open the roof and take it all in. *silence* Okay, four more years then. *laughter* They’re obviously not ready. sneezesumorecutting Nah uh, I want to thank the Trustees, the Administrators, the Faculty of M.U.M. for creating an institution worthy of Maharishi’s ideals of education. A place that teaches knowledge and experience. The knowledge and experience necessary to be productive in life as well as enabling the students through Transcendental Meditation, and ancient Vedic knowledge, to slack off twice a day for an hour and a half. *applause* Don’t think you’re fooling me. But I guess it has some benefits. It does allow you to separate who you truly are and what’s real from the stories that run through your head. You have given that them the ability to walk behind the mines elaborate set decoration and to see that there’s a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that is going to eat you. *laughter* That may sound like no big deal but many never learned that distinction. *laughter* And they spend a great deal of their lives living in fight or flight response. I’d like to acknowledge all of you wonderful parents. Way to go! *applause* What a fantastic job you’ve done *applause* For your tireless dedication, your love your support. Most of all for the attention the you pay to your children. I have a saying “beware the unloved because they will eventually hurt themselves or me”. *laughter* But when I look at this group here, you know, I feel really safe. *laughter* I do. *applause* I’m just gonna say it: My room is not locked. My room is not locked. No doubt some of you will turn out to be crooks. *laughter* But white collar stuff you know, Wall Street that type of thing, you know. Crimes committed by people with self-esteem. *laughter* Stuff parents can still be proud of in a weird way. And to the graduating class of 2017, minus three. *laughter* Ya didn’t let me finish. *laughter* Congratulations! Yes! Give yourself a round of applause, please. *applause* You are the vanguard of knowledge and consciousness, a new wave in a vast ocean of possibilities. On the other side of that door there’s a world starving for new ideas, new leadership. I’ve been out there for thirty years. She’s a wildcat! *laughter* Oh, she’ll rub up against a leg and purr until you pick her up and start petting her. And then, out of nowhere, she’ll swat you in the face! *laughter* It can be rough out there. But that’s okay because they’re soft serve ice cream, *laughter* with sprinkles. I guess that’s what I’m really trying to say here today. Sometimes it’s okay to eat your feelings. *laughter* Now fear is going to be a player in your life you get to decide how much. You could spend your whole life imagining ghosts, worrying about the pathway to the future but all there will ever be is what’s happening here in the decisions we make in this moment which are based in either love or fear. So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality. What we really want seems impossibly out of reach and ridiculous to expect so we never dared ask the universe for it. I’m saying I’m the proof that you can ask the universe for it. Please! *applause* And if it doesn’t happen for you right away it’s only because the universe is so busy fulfilling my order. *laughter* Party size! My father could have been a great comedian but he didn’t believe that that was possible for him. And so, he made a conservative choice instead. He got a safe job as an accountant and when I was 12 years old he was let go from that safe job. And our family had to do whatever we could to survive. I learned many great lessons from my father not the least of which was that you can fail at what you don’t want so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love. *applause* It’s not the only thing he taught me though. You know. I watched the affect of my father’s love and humor and how it altered the world around me and I thought that’s something to do. That’s something worth my time. It wasn’t long before I started acting up you know, people would come over the house and they would be greeted by a seven-year-old throwing himself down a large flight of stairs. They would say: what happened? And I would say I don’t know let’s check the replay. I would go back to the top of the stairs and come back down in slow motion. *Jim Carrey noises* It was a very strange household. My father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham. I was the whole pig. *laughter* And he treated my talent as if it was his second chance. When I was about 28, after a decade as a professional comedian, I realize one night in LA that the purpose of my life had always been to free people from concern, just like my dad. When I realized this I dubbed my new devotion: “The Church of Freedom From Concern” the Church of FFC. *applause* And I dedicated myself to that ministry. What’s yours? How will you serve the world? What do they need that your talent can provide? That’s all you have to figure out. As someone who’s done what you’re about to go and do, I can tell you from experience the effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is. *applause* Because everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart. My choosing to free people, my choosing to free people from concern got me to the top of a mountain. Look where I am. Look what I get to do. Everywhere I go, I’m gonna get motional because when I tap into this it really is extraordinary to me. I did something that made people present their best selves to me wherever I go. *applause* I am at the top of the mountain and I was and the only one I hadn’t freed was myself and that’s when my search for identity deepened. I wondered who I’d be without my fame, who would I be if I said things that people didn’t wanna hear or if I defied their expectations of me. What if I showed up to the party without my Mardi Gras mask and refused to flash my breasts for a handful of beads? I’ll give you a moment to wipe that image out of your mind. But you guys are so ahead of the game. You already know who you are. And that piece, that piece that were after lies somewhere beyond personality, beyond the perception of others, beyond invention and disguise, even beyond effort itself. You can join the game, fight the wars, play with form all you want but to find real peace you have to let the armor go. Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory. *applause* It’s not big enough. This painting is big for a reason. It’s called high visibility. It’s about picking up the light and daring to be seen. Here’s the tricky part, everyone is attracted to the light. The party host up at the top who thinks unconsciousness is bliss and is always offering to drink from the bottles that empty you. Misery, below her, despises the light, can’t stand when you’re doing well, wishes you nothing but the worst. The queen of diamonds under him needs a king to build her house of cards. And the Hollow one down bottom there will cling to your leg and say please don’t leave me behind for I have abandoned myself. Even those who are closest to you and most in love with you, the people you love most in the world, will find clarity confronting at times. This painting took me thousands of hours to complete. And when I was finished. *applause* Thank you. Thousands of hours. Yes. I’ll never get them back. I’ll never get them back. I worked on this for so long. I was weeks and weeks like a mad man alone on a scaffolding and when I was finished one of my friends said this would be a cool black light painting. *laughter* So I started over. *laughter* *applause* WOOO! Welcome to Burning Man. Some pretty crazy characters up there but better up there than in here. You know. Painting is one of the ways. Thank you. Painting is one of the ways I free myself from concern, a way to stop the world through total mental, spiritual and physical involvement. But even with that comes a feeling of divine dissatisfaction because ultimately we’re not be avatars we create. We’re not the pictures on the film stock. We are the light that shines through. All else is just smoke and mirrors, distracting but not truly compelling. I’ve often said that I wish people could realize all their dreams in wealth and fame so that they could see that it’s not where you’re going to find your sense of completion. Like many of you I was concerned about going out into the world and doing something bigger than myself. Until someone smarter than myself made me realized that there is nothing bigger than myself. *applause* My soul is not contained within the limits of my body. My body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul. One unified field! *applause* One Unified Field of nothing, dancing for no particular reason, except maybe to comfort and entertain itself. *applause* As that shift happens in you, you won’t be feeling the world, you will be felt by it, you’ll be embraced by it. Now I’m always at the beginning. I have a reset button. and I ride that button constantly. Once that button is functioning in your life there’s no story that the mind can create that will be as compelling. Imagination is always manufacturing scenarios both good and bad and the ego tries to keep you trapped in the multi-plex of the mind. *applause* Our eyes are not viewers, they’re also projectors that are running a second story over the picture that we see in front of us all the time. Fear is writing that script and the working title is “I’ll never be enough.” *applause* Are you going to look at a person like me and say: how could we ever hope to reach those kinda heights Jim? How can we make a painting that’s too big for our home? How do you fly so high without a special breathing apparatus? This is the voice OF THE EGO and if you listen to it there will always be someone who is doing better than you. No matter what you gain, ego will not let you rest. It will tell you that you cannot stop until you’ve left an indelible mark on the earth until you’ve achieved immortality. How tricky is this ego that it would tempt us with the promise of something we already possess. *applause* So, I just want you to relax. You know. That’s my job. Relax and dream up a good life. I had a substitute teacher from Ireland in the second grade that told my class during morning prayer that when she wants something, anything at all, she prays for it and promises something in return and she always gets what she wants. I’m sitting in the back of the classroom, you know, thinking, well, my family can’t afford a bike, you know. So, I went home and I prayed for it and I promised I will recite the Rosary every night in exchange. Broke it. Broke that promise. But two weeks later I got home from school to find a brand new mustang bike with a banana seat and Easy Rider handlebars. Yeah. *applause* From fool to cool! My family informed me that I had won the bike in a raffle that a friend of mine had entered my name in without any without my knowledge whatsoever. So that type of thing has been happening to me ever since. As far as I can tell it’s just about letting the universe know what you want and working toward it while letting go of how it comes to pass. *yeah* *applause* Your job is not to figure out how it’s gonna happen for you but to open the door in your head and when the door opens in real life just walk through it. *applause* And don’t worry if you miss your cue because there’s always doors opening. They keep opening and when I say life doesn’t happen to you it happens for you, I really don’t know if that’s true. I am just making a conscious choice to perceive challenges as something beneficial so that I can deal with them in the most productive way. You’ll come up with your own style. That’s part of the fun. Oh and why not take a chance on faith as well? *applause* Take a chance on faith, not religion, but faith, not hope but faith. I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire and faith leaps over it. *applause* You are ready and able to do beautiful things in this world and after you walk through those doors today you will only ever have two choices: Love or Fear. Choose love and don’t ever let fear turn you against your playful heart. Thank you so much. Jai Guru Dev I am so honored. Thank you. *applause* I love you.

100 comments

  1. Favorite White Guy Holy Smokes i left my job after this speech in small town Gainesville GA to California in my btoke Ford SuV , move to California to be a Really Star pray for me ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

  2. How to make the agony and joy of existentialism funny as hell, shown by a hall of fame professional comedian. Sign me in. Youtube is one of the major reasons that TV is going extinct.

  3. Undoubtedly the greatest commencement address in the history of commencement addresses. Jim Carrey's words were so powerful that I teared up a few times while I was watching this video. I will definitely continue to watch this video whenever I'm feeling depressed, miserable, upset, defeated, and (occasionally) suicidal. Jim Carrey is a wonderful human being, as well as a talented artist.

  4. It's easy to like him when he's saying everything you want to hear. Remember, he's an actor. I wouldn't be so quick to jump on the bandwagon

  5. I think that Jim Carey has these fits of immense wisdom, which he wants to convey to the world but somehow his comedic persona tries to overshadow it unknowingly, maybe because of how people always expect humour from him. That said, i believe he is the finest and the wisest.

  6. Earlier my thoughts were to reassess myself and I just didnโ€™t know how to start. I was just on youtube watching funny videos and I came across this. Growing up a person of color in a predominantly black house, he was my favorite comedian of them all! Thank you for this

  7. So amazing beauty in his painting . It is amazing so meaningfully potrayed all that there is in human mind and in a way what he in his mind go through.

  8. Wow! So subtle yet Lightly delivered, at moment 24:24 to 24:50, he made a statement rarely heard of by mundane. It's the most practical quote we can find. Also the quote " Eyes are not only viewer but Projector" so subtle, can someone comprehend. Oh Lord , Mr Jim you talk wisdom.

  9. Thanks very much more than this ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  10. if you love jim carrey that means you are the same as he is just let your fun out with outthinking to much thinking is against you for now

  11. I rarely laugh out loud when staring at a screen watching something by myself but did so many times. He's really funny while having a deep understanding of an evolved mind/heart. <3 Love this!!

  12. There are many people who spend 4 years in a University achieving that certain Degree and when it is over and get that Degree they realize they want something else.

  13. I am very happy Jim has awakened from this illusive world. He now knows who he is. We are not a body, and our identity or happiness is not connected to our occupation. We are One. There is no us. We are all connected. There is a much bigger picture beyond ourselves. We just have to look inside to find the answer. What is real can't be changed or altered. It's eternal. The world we see is constantly changing? Is this real? We use nature as a justification for an answer. It's a cop-out. We have to question what we see? We have to open our minds to find the truth, or we will confine ourselves to the body. The body signifies death. We are not a body. We are an immortal spirit, limitless, and without any lack. Open your mind to what you are and you will find the truth.

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  15. Absolutely AMAZINGG, ASTOUNDING, HEARTFELT, TRUTH… BEA.. UTIFUL! excellent speach. ๐Ÿ‘โœŒ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ˜

  16. I disagree only with one thing and it's just semantic. Ego is not evil. Start using the right definition for it: greed. Ego = Self. Selfish = Love and care for yourself and wanting what you deserve. Greed = wanting more than you deserve. Being self-centered (narcissistic) on the other side, yes, it means only caring about yourself and that's just stupid, because we are social beings exchanging values with one another. But please people, stop using the word 'ego' as if it was to blame. Ego is the engine, it's most probably another word for 'soul', 'core', 'spirit'…

  17. So much wisdows…i have to pause and rewind this video so many times to make sure i will not forget every each one of them.

  18. As a 44 year old listening to this speech, Iโ€™m not jealous or envious, Iโ€™m 100% in agreement.
    The meaning of life is you and what you do.

  19. Maharishi University is in India. It's in Iowa??? They moved it. And why is he either extremely sunburned or extremely embarassed?!

  20. Truly this man has an enlighten mind, beautiful mind itโ€™s amazing the words itโ€™s been use, almost as if he knew Buddha ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ

  21. Anyone reading the Gita written over 5000years ago teaches to respect all religion and all life forms ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

  22. Never thought jim kerry would be such a good human seeing his movies n this real raw character of him its just amazing and miracelous my goodness what a human

  23. Full of compassion and talent. Love you Jim! A very significant speech. Hilarious and transcendent. I contributed the Greek subtitles ๐Ÿ˜‹

  24. Always come back listen to this legend when I feel down. And after a few minutes I feel like my world is changed again. Thank you.

  25. This is for the ages! Salute to Jim Carrie for verbalizing such deep knowledge and imparting such profound wisdom in such simple string of words. You truly are an evolved person — an enlightened being of light! Thank you for making this world a better place by your very being and your presence. Thank you for the Light! Thank you for the Love!

  26. Why are people going to celebrities for enlightenment and motivation that who did a minimal amount for society and human progress, Iโ€™d rather be listening to a retired farmer (whoโ€™s product fed millions) who raised a content, HAPPY, HUMBLE family compared to someone who has a longing to be the centre of attention. This is a prime example how misguided the general populous is by romanticising individuals who became rich by being in the business they call SHOW! Wake up children and evolve!

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